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My friends @ me whenever I start obsessing over something they have never heard of:

there are two types of players

thegmsighs:

catfasteve:

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

worldsworstfather:

character: *falls asleep in a chair or at a desk from sheer exhaustion*

their love interest: *places a blanket over their shoulders, gently to avoid disturbing them*

me:

their love interest: *picks them up and bridal carries them to a more comfortable surface while their head nods against their shoulder/chest*

me:

pugsandshrugs:

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

mjalti:

me, psychoanalyzing myself to figure out what password I used to create the profile I need to log in to