andy’s mom doing his soldiers dirty after he leaves for college
This is so fucking funny like you see this cool, tacky golden weave bowl & look closer to see that it’s a mass of writhing bodies of fallen soilders twisted into another in agony like something out of full metal alchemist
This is like…. some kinda exaggerated metaphor about the middle class profiting from while simultaneously covering up the sacrifice of poor people to the military industrial complex, Esp since the fruit bowl is ye olde symbolism for extramagance and gluttony.
All it needs is an acousitc minor key version of “Fortunate Son” playing as the music
looking for a nice tasteful centerpiece? why not try the tormented souls of the damned
You know what’s really funny with brown parents… They’ll create the most toxic, hurtful, and straight miserable environment that makes it a chore to even be at home and then ask why you’re depressed or always trying to be out
Like that really is the #1 talent of ethnic parents: playing victim
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